Madd Dogg Conquers Buffalo (lyrics)

From a hole Madd Dogg was born
Nursed on roofies, Smirnoff and porn
Scanned this barren, vacant land
Planned destruction with his band

Showplace, Runwayz, Broadway Joe's
Madd Dogg Conquers Buffalo

Pinball Wizard with iron fists
Tribulations, trials and trysts
Bitch in a Bottle, gonna take you home
Madd Dogg loves them chicken bones

Arm yourself Ontario
Madd Dogg Conquers Buffalo
Flying meat, look out below
Madd Dogg Conquers Buffalo

Grindcore-possessed demon man
Station wagon, driving bans
Tribesmen troll the war-torn ground
Madd Dogg's Boss of this whole town

Tighter than you'll ever know,
Madd Dogg Conquers Buffalo
Madd Dogg Conquers Buffalo (x?)

A bunch of us went some b-ball games last week: Canisius-St. Bona and UB-ISU. AND I took a lot of pictures of that and other things! Here . . . we . . . goooooooooooooooooo!

Some of us root for TWO alma maters.

3 awesome things, all Canadian.

The Hot Chick. The Fat Cameraman spent two full minutes on her.

blah blah blah

JESUS CAME BACK FOR THE GAME!! Oddly enough, he left before Canisius-Bona! Strange . . . .

Opening festivities

A lot of this was going on. Again. We need stuff to do.

<3 Aw.

Joe and Larry at the most opportune time for a picture! Pop-pop booya, conquered!

Fat neck.

Better.

Ayyyyyyyyyyy.

Daaaaaaaaaave.

Jeeeeeeeeeeeeff.

Freeeeeeeeeeeeed.

:-O

[ring ring] "Hey, do you guys deliver?"

3 great DVDs we didn't watch.

Dave's got gas!

Cops always have time for Tim Horton's

Gas all gone!

Haaaaaaaaannaaaaaaaaah.

Tiiiiiiiiiiiiiim.

Mark "Madd Dogg" Miller crashed at the place after viewing a big fight at Broadway Joe's. Rock.

Just had to get more pictures of Madd Dogg.

Madd Dogg loves Japanese Culture. Always has, at least as long as I've known him.

My Christmas presents to myself came in the mail.

Sweet . . .

Finally. TEN YEARS of waiting and I finally have and it is AWESOME. I will post a review in the future.

Missing Links

It's the end of the year and it's time to clean out my Bookmarks. You might find something interesting here.

Pictures from the Mexican Cession reunion show from last year. Man that was sweet.

This website will help you find .mp3s through Google.

From the New York Times: "Is it better to buy or rent?"

Famous musician/producer Steve Albini gave his best interview in a poker forum, of all places.

Madd Dogg joined his buddy Slick Chris for a few online radio shows. If you don't know who Madd Dogg is, search this blog!

"A Regular Site for Regular Folk"

All Things Buffalo should be visited for this picture alone.

The Onion AV Club's article on 15 Masters of Onstage Banter is awesome because it has actual clips! Rock!

Frank's Vinyl Museum usually posts one or two clips of some weird, weird records. The current post: "Disco Noel"

Forgotten Buffalo is all about just that. I hope to explore some of the city's little crevices a lot more in the next year. Now that the bike path is finished it should be a lot easier.

Everyone's favorite Craigslist date, looking for Mr. 500k.

Want to press your own records?

Okay, enough beating around the bush. You have to watch Yacht Rock right now. All of them. DO IT.

The former Sleater-Kinney guitarist Carrie Brownstein is a currently great blogger for NPR. I'll put her on the blogroll when I end up feeling like it.

>>RADIOHEAD TRANSMISSION<<

Trust me on this one: Matching Album Covers.

Tim's Birthday

Mr. SchROCK himself dropped by for his own birthday party. So did Madd Dogg and a host of other guest stars. Here's Tim getting his free cake at Dave & Buster's:



And here's Madd Dogg revealing the origins of Ms. Pac-Man. Like Justin Timberlake, he's a talented singer and dancer.

Too Loud to Hear

Mark "Madd Dogg" Miller is perhaps the greatest personality in all of Western New York. I've decided to film a documentary of him a la Wesley Willis. Here's some footage of him working outside of the Melvins/Big Business performance at Showplace Theater:



And here is the man in action, fronting his band Boss Tribal at the Aaron "Nikki Christmas" Beebe Tribute show at the Akron VFW:



Some artwork found inside Showplace Theater:





Pier 9 Brawl, Beebe's first band



One more action shot of Madd Dogg

MONSTER JAM!!

The Whopperettes™


Here are some scans of Frankenstein's visit from a while ago.

Tim took Frank on the roof to show him the neighborhood.

Hannah "parks" with Frank and shares a soda

Frankenstein takes out the trash!!

Later, Tim kicked Frank in the groin so hard that he farted to death. In the absence of more F'n Stein photos, here's Madd Dogg kissin' on some guy.

Madd Dogg, Richie, Tim, and Slagor

Hannah and Jeff

More gang members

Another pic of Slagor

Video Rodeo

My Bookmarks menu has become increasingly clogged over the past semester. A lot of these were found via FARK.com. FARK recently celebrated the one-year anniversary of "I'm stuck to my chair. I'm so very scared. Help," the greatest BBS thread in history. Anyway, go to town on YouTube while I clean things out.


Madd Dogg, President, After Dark Events. I once started work on a documentary of this guy but this mockumentary is an awesome idea.


Louis Armstrong duets with Johnny Cash


Tom Waits plays "Chocolate Jesus" live on Letterman


Tech Support in the Middle Ages


Elton John improvises a new song using cooking instructions for an oven


"Weird" Al Yankovic's video for "Bob"


Body Flex II: wrinkle removing exercises


Richard Simmons OUTBURSTS!


The animated script of Pulp Fiction. You'll see.


My favorite of the bunch: "This is a clip from 'Troop of One Hundred', taken from a Japanese comedy/prank show, where a 100 people chase after random strangers and you see their reactions."


So round, so firm, so fully packed!


Proof that Family Guy steals from The Simpsons


The best of Statler and Waldorf from The Muppet Show

LOBSTER STICKS TO MAGNET

Live Stock Market Updates from Weebl & Bob Investments

Drinking Time at Dartmouth

Here too are some YTMND clips I didn't get sick of.
Breakup Letter, Dramatic Reading
Parents, eh?
United States of the Holy Grail
Snoop Dogg's Pink Floyd Shirt
Roll Fizzlebeef (MST3K fans only)
Back to the Future: Source
Rush: For the Nintendo Entertainment System

Boss Tribal at Chuggers, 6/30/07

Posted for Madd Dogg. There ya go, little buddy.

A Hard Day's Rockin'

Danko Jones


The night started off with a Cheesy Gordita Crunch at Taco Bell. They aren't on the menu anymore but I heard about them from Steve Ferguson's blog, and he was right: they're like a tsunami of flavor! Rock horns for this meal all the way.

I totally munched that taco.

Then I went to Mohawk Place for a Danko Jones / Johnny Nobody show. It freakin' rocked. But I didn't feel like pictures and left that up to Joe; he should have them posted soon. Seriously, Danko Jones is a rock monster.

We bumped into Bob, an ollllllld high school classmate. He's very "independent." One time he came over and taught my brother the word "feces." Dave, Joe and I talked to him about rockin'. Cuz rockin's the best topic of them all.

We hung around outside after the show. Then whaddya know but the devil himself, Mark "Madd Dogg" Miller showed up with a huge Arizona RX Energy drink, ready to reconquer Buffalo. That man is all business. We talked shop for an hour or so. (Pop Pop) Booya.

Finally, this is Jerry's new digital video studio setup. It's cool, but this shouldn't be in the kitchen. It's an old pic and has nothing to do with the hard rockin' we did all night. Rock on.