Sunday, June 25, 2006

Fred Eats A College Plate

Drunk Guy Tazered By Cop

Known in Rochester, New York as a Garbage Plate at Nick Tahoe's, University Hots in Buffalo, New York calls it a College Plate. This is a Cheeseburger College Plate consisting of macaroni salad, french fries, two cheeseburger patties, ample helpings of ketchup, mustard, onions, and hot sauce, with a healthy serving of meat sauce on the top. It looks like barf and, supposedly, tastes like heaven. We have to stop hanging out with this Fred guy. He's disgusting and eats large portions of absolute crap.

1 comment:

jeff said...

In other news, that Fred guy will probably end up with heart disease or something worse by the time he's 50.

That's disgusting. How could you eat that? It's worse than when you had the 6 eggs and 4 hot dogs breakfast.