Since summer's just around the corner, it's about everyone got accustomed to the new BDI (B*** D***ling Index). The lower the BDI, the hotter the outdoors temperature. Let's show an example of everyday use:
X: Man, it's hot out.
Y: No kidding, dude. My BDI is four from the floor.
Z: Heck, mine are still waiting in the car with the AC on.
X: C'mon Z, we told you not to wear a sweater!
Now let's show a very different situation:
X: There's no heat in this pool!
Y: My BDI is in my stomach!
Z: My BDI broke off!
X: C'mon Z, we all know you're Jewish!
--A public service announcement from The President's Council on Physical Fitness.--