Ninja Burger

official site


I watched Game 7 at Joe's place. All the superstitions in the world couldn't prevent the Sabres' loss.

Losers

At least I got a good road trip out of the playoffs, as well as this fades-in-one-wash towel.

On Saturday I went the Akron Sidewalk Sale, where I found the newest addition to the Schrock family tree (not my doing).

The Hamburglar also showed up. **** this guy for stealing my burgers.

The drugstore on Main Street is expanding! I'm the only one who cares.

If you have bought one of these, you might find this interesting.

Game 6

Richard Feynman interview from 1981


To see the Sabres' stunning overtime victory over the Hurricanes in Game 6, I went to the ballpark in downtown Buffalo. The Clintons were also in town for the New York State Democratic Convention, so it was a big night for downtown. FOX News came to downplay the evening.

The party outside the game

The guys demanded that I post this photo

The crowd celebrates a goal. Yes, we paid money to watch the game on that screen. They even turned on the organ.

Dave . . . was there. I'm not feeling the captions tonight.

Fellow Canisius alumni Ed and Ken also showed up to stare at the tube and take useless pictures.

The Really Big Corporation Center

vintagecomputermusic.com


Finally, the big game. Buffalo went from leading 3-1 to losing in overtime. Still a good game, though. RBC stands for Royal Bank of Canada. Confusing.

Ed needs some TA Loving

Thousands of Sabre fans

Local news caught Sabres fans asking "You guys have tickets left?" Carolina: "Yes." Sabres fans: "HA!"

Ed celebrates waaaaay too early

These crappy things on the ceiling tried to make the arena louder. Carolina says it has the loudest fans in the league. The toilets in the men's room were louder.

John Deere zamboni!

They don't broadcast the awesome 4th Period, where all the players come out and there are ten pucks on the ice.

One last shot of the parking lot

O RALEIGH?

Islamic Jihad in Buffalo?


Scott finds a Southern Belle

The NC History Museum is right next to the Natural History Museum. You'd think that a state like North Carolina would have some information about, oh, the Civil War or slavery. Guess again!. Here's a replica of the Wright Brothers' plane instead.

Junior Johnson's car

The NC Sports Hall of Fame

Entering the medical history exhibit

Good!

Also part of the medical exhibit

The museum also rebuilt an old Raliegh soda shop

Mmm. Coke with real cocaine, please!

Also cool

Deliberatin' and Conjugatin' the Emancipation Proclamation

Foul ball?


THEN we went to the North Carolina State Capitol, because the fun doesn't stop when you're traveling with me.

Georgio Washingtoni

Scott should grow a beard

The Governor's office

This is where they seceeded!

This is where they took their final exams!

Together, they fight crime.

The Fabulous Snyder Boys

NYNC

RHCP Ripoff (ytmnd.com)


A couple weeks ago I traveled from Buffalo to Raleigh for Game 5 of the NHL Eastern Conference Finals between the Sabres and the Hurricanes. Somewhere along the line was this church on a hill. It might have been Virginia. Either way it was near a Dunkin' Donuts so we stopped.

Through a mountain

Ed thought it'd be good to leave notes on Hurricane fans' cars

The Hurricane fans tracked us down

Before the game we stopped at the North Carolina Museum of Natural History



State ball collection

This was right after the big earthquakes in Indonesia

This may be the only dinosaur found with its heart still intact.

L7?

Ed-Kanye Collabo

Patently Silly

5 Losers Playing Hockey

Thanks, Google Video

One month ago . . .

July 10th marks the return of Pee Wee's Playhouse


This is Phil. He's either mad or confused.

Phil, Joe, and Brian in a panel discussion on the awesomeness of Satish Mohan, moderated by '70s game show host David Q. Hill.

I just paid Joe to give me a UFIA. From left to right: Droopy, The Joker, Cupie Doll, Bela Lugosi III, and The Pink Bishop

Hot Chicks with Douchebags

...is the best blog of the year

I just want to say hello to whoever searched for the following terms, taking them to my website:

"linda stouffer boobs"
"nude photos cornwall ontario hockey"
"looking for fat girls who want to have sex in stcatharines"
"aloha oye lyrics"
"anal thermometer lyrics"
"beastie boys pepto bismol commercial"

You people are sick. Sick in the head!

100 Things I Hate About Interviews

#100: Tell me 10 ways to use a pencil other than writing.



Erasing. Sharpening it. As currency/a reward in a classroom. Picking your nose/teeth/ear/shoe treads. Tinder. Holding your hair up. Popping balloons. Playing drums. Eating Chinese food. Putting a slogan on them and advertising. Measuring distance. Holding 3-hole loose-leaf paper together by the hole. Breaking in half and proving your karate skills. Stirring stew. Biting down on during painful surgery. Putting on the floor to trip up bank robbers. Stabbing. A bookmark. Lincoln Logs. A toilet paper dispenser. Doing the "wavy pencil" thing. Selling it. Bulemia. Post your own. . . .

Scary Good

Wnymusic.com Message Board :: View topic - Buffalo Ice Hockey Sabres Playoff Thread! - MERGED

Who Wants Yogurt?

Sometimes I wonder about writing actual posts instead of rehashing files from other websites. Then I see stuff like this and it's all worth it. The video is nothing compared to the informative official site.

3.141592653589793...

(YTMND works better in IE)

Oh Well

The Apathetic Online Journal Entry Generator

Today was a complete loss. Not much on my mind. I've basically been doing nothing worth mentioning, but shrug. I've just been hanging out doing nothing. I haven't gotten anything done. I've just been letting everything wash over me, but what can I say?

Current Mood: :| spiritless

80 Minutes/4 May 2006

95 MEGS OR SO

Thanks to all TWO people who downloaded and appreciated my last mix. Here's another one. Downloading isn't that difficult, really:

A. Click on the link. On the bottom of the screen you can choose "FREE" download.
B. The number will countdown to zero. Stare at it for a while.
C. Then type in the goofy, color code thing. Pop pop booya, it will download!
D. Unzip and enjoy. If you don't know how to unzip a file, you are not my friend.

Traxliztink:

1 The Darkness - Wanker
A B-side from the new album.

2 Holly Golightly - Ruler Of My Heart
This is the same person in that weird threesome song on the White Stripes' Elephant, and this song was recorded in the same studio.

3 Wu-Tang Clan - The Wu Is Comin' Thru (demo)
From the original demo tape! Sweeeet. . . .

4 Reverend Horton Heat - Baddest Of The Bad
I've been considering buying one of their albums since I saw a video of theirs on Beavis and Butthead. That was in 1996.

5 Cardigans - Losing A Friend
Hey, their video for "Carnival" was pretty good, so lay off!

6 Sublime - 5446/Date Rape (live)
I found a couple Sublime bootlegs on my hard drive and their sound was better than expected. These might be from different performances but spliced together for some odd reason.

7 Albert King - The Hunter
Finally I got around to finding that song Led Zeppelin covered at the end of their first album.

8 Blue Oyster Cult - 7 Screaming Diz Busters (live)
From an official live album. You should listen to all these .mp3s and then buy them on Amazon, you know!

9 Fishbone - Party At Ground Zero
Remember a time when "ground zero" didn't mean Ground Zero? Heck, I used to go to a youth group called Ground Zero.

10 Funkadelic - Back In Our Minds
If it's got George Clinton and it's from an album called "Maggot Brain", it's got to be good.

11 Tegan And Sara - Where Does The Good Go?
An album track also found on the soundtrack to Grey's Anatomy. Omnipresently I also saw them on a case of Jones Soda, meaning I am now required to blog about it.

12 Gustav Temple And The Blades - Pudding And Pies.
From "The Sympathetic Sounds Of Toe-Rag", the studio compilation that also features the Holly Golightly song. Grrr, baby! Yeah!

13 Matmos - Tract For Valerie Solanas
From a band probably best known for making an song entirely out of samples from a liposuction surgery.

14 T. Rex - Jason B. Sad
Summary: "Jason"! Saxamophones. Supergrass. Saxamophones. Supergrass. "Here I come"! Solo. Repeat.

15 Wolfmother - Apple Tree
I just bought this album for $7 at Target. It's freakin' great! Sounds like the White Stripes meet Deep Purple. White Purple?

16 The Destroyer - Jingle Bells
Sorry this is an .rm file. This guy was my elementary gym teacher. Once, to teach me how to swim, he picked me up and threw me in the water. As for the song, it's your typical pro-wrestler-sings-Christmas-carols-in-Japanese fare. Be sure to check out his amazing biography.

17 Mars Volta - Frances The Mute
The Mars Volta recorded such a long album that they didn't have space for it's 14-minute title track. This came out later as a single release. It doesn't start to rock until the 3:34 mark, but don't get worried.

Nice Work, Cuz

WKBW.com
WIVB.com

Or second cousin. Something like that.