Wednesday, May 17, 2006

100 Things I Hate About Interviews

#100: Tell me 10 ways to use a pencil other than writing.

Erasing. Sharpening it. As currency/a reward in a classroom. Picking your nose/teeth/ear/shoe treads. Tinder. Holding your hair up. Popping balloons. Playing drums. Eating Chinese food. Putting a slogan on them and advertising. Measuring distance. Holding 3-hole loose-leaf paper together by the hole. Breaking in half and proving your karate skills. Stirring stew. Biting down on during painful surgery. Putting on the floor to trip up bank robbers. Stabbing. A bookmark. Lincoln Logs. A toilet paper dispenser. Doing the "wavy pencil" thing. Selling it. Bulemia. Post your own. . . .

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