Today was Tax Day, which I remembered by remembering that Subway would give out free cookies today. Without purchase! As I drove by the Subway, however, the shades were pulled. I think it was still open, but it made me think twice. I kept driving. Turning around is almost a shameful act, so it was on to another destination. Subway 1, Me 0. Foiled again! Just you wait, Subway...I'm two stamps away from a free sandwich!