CD: Ani DiFranco, various mix CD (3 of 4)

Sitting here in the school library (I have been here about eight hours now) has helped me invent a new game. It's called Name That Ringtone. That's right, folks! A brand new, reality-based game show (two television fads in one!) that pits the one half of conscientious, minding-my-own-business, trying-to-finish-a-paper students against the other half of "Hey-baby-wussup," "Okay-I'll-meet-you-in-the-computer-lab," "DON'T CALL ME NOW, I'M IN THE LIBRARY!" students. The game is easy. Listen to all the different cell phones going off (phones-to-minute ratio: 1:4), and try to guess 1) What song is incessantly blurting out of it 2) Where that noise is coming from, anyway 3) Will someone please answer it?! before losing your cool. Remember, cell phones are not allowed in the library facilities. But don't lose your cool, or you lose the game! Brought to you by these fine sponsors:

Centrum Silver
Wonder Bread
Panasonic
Carnival Cruise Lines
Pontiac

with special promotional consideration by

Milton Bradley

guests receive accomodations at the fine

Four Seasons Hotel in Beverly Hills

"Name That Ringtone" is produced by Merv Griffin Enterprises and filmed in front of a live television audience in Television City, California.

[Portions of the taping that do not change the contestants' outcome have been edited for time constraints.]

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