Conversation from the other day:

Friend (talking about mutual aquaintance): "You know, he said he once had sex on top of a fire truck."

Me: "That poor dalmation!"

Friend (pounding fist against wall): HAAAAAAHAAAAA!!!

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More wise thoughts: The Israelis and the Palestinians should just put down their weapons and smoke weed together. They could become best buds over best buds!