So I was teaching 7th grade the other day and the smallest kid in the class comes up to me. The kid walked with a limp and was sitting at the other end of the room. (This was during the middle of a lesson.)

Kid: "Hey, Mr. S."

Me: "Hey."

Kid: "Do you know who I am?"

Me: " . . . "

Kid: "I'M RICK JAMES!"

And he limped back to his seat.